Quick, Fast & (Sort of) Satisfying

This is me writing a post to get myself writing.  That's it.  Do you need to be witness?  No.  Do I want a little accountability for myself?  Absolutely. It's 10 a.m. and I have to start getting ready for work at 10:30.  I have told myself I will write something - anything - every day,... Continue Reading →


How to be a Proper Customer

Being a customer is hard work.  It requires you to leave the sanctity of your home and actually go out into the world.  To procure things.  To buy things.  Things you might not even need.  But we do it because we're gluttonous Americans and that's who we are. However, sometimes we lose sight of the... Continue Reading →

The Art of Self-Sabotage

I have an affliction: I am very skilled at purposely producing failure. This is not a good thing.  I suppose, above everything else, it's best that I recognize it and accept it. I suppose, also, it's fitting for me to write this while I'm drinking.  For good reason, I promise.  Why?  Well, I shouldn't be... Continue Reading →

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