I’m Voting for None of Your Business

"So…who are you voting for??" I've been asked this question so many times over the past year.  And, honestly, it's a legitimate, community-binding question.  Right? Wrong. Often I would like to ask, in return, "I'm not sure yet, but let me ask, how many blow jobs did you give last year?!?"  I don't, of course,... Continue Reading →


Dear Dad: Drop Dead

Well here I am, two cocktails in to an otherwise uneventful evening.  Am I drunk?  No, not by a long shot.  Am I feeling like I could spill a secret if a national terrorist organization demanded it of me?  I'd lean toward yes. So, here goes: Have I told you my father left my family... Continue Reading →

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